Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for April 25, 2024

If god zills it

with lil investment, Adam, you can still have you Godzilla (made of paper) – Clayton can help too!

Yeah, wildly rich—until the IRS gets hold of it.

Did they thoroughly search those socks? There could be money tucked away inside each one.

If he wants a solid gold Godzilla statue he’ll need to learn how to sock away the money.

I thought Adam would prefer something more coffee related. Perhaps a solid gold coffee maker?

When are they going to realize the trunk is where the dryer hides the socks that have disappeared?

No gold Godzilla statue for you, Adam. Even if each of those socks were full of money, Laura would never allow it.

Make a sock Godzilla statue.

And this must be why he’s only any good at writing manuals. A golden Godzilla statue?

Sorry, no big-budget Godzilla. You’ll have to settle for the Sockness Monster.

There’s still some time for a surprise discovery. Have the box itself assessed. Not sure your get a golden Godzilla out of it, but it might have some value.

Didn’t check to see if there was a secret compartment on the side, or a false bottom???

That’s what I learned from watching Antiques Roadshow…

…and I’m sure the neighbors would love it!

False bottom….

Possibly there is a teeny, tiny, solid gold Godzilla statue in one of the socks.

Come now… they finally discovered where all of those socks that disappear in the wash went.

I still think there might be something valuable. Maybe the trunk itself? Just seems like a lot of comic space to use up with relatively no pay out.

Write a book about it. It might be a bestseller.

Dream big, Adam. %

That dream would die rather quickly when it got stolen.

A golden Godzilla statue? How much money did you expect to find Adam? Think of the money you’d have to pay Toho for using their copyrighted creation for decorating your yard.