You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.
When they were handing out brains, he thought they said trains, so he chose a long, slow one.
If God hadn’t intended for us to pick our own nose, our fingers wouldn’t have fit perfectly inside the nostrils.
I do not believe that this is real.
Just don’t choose the one that has the magic nose goblins
(a nod to Ren & Stimpy)
I thought it was a booger, bit it’s not.
Pick a winner, Dave! ツ
What was the elementary school playground saying? You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.
And thus, Dave became a clown (big red nose) and joined a circus.
What a clown!
Oh, come on, Dave! This was all you could find?
Moses supposes his noses are roses
I said Roman not roaming. :)
At Last !!!!
My day has arrived!
That was a real RUNNY punchline
Everybody’s doing it, doing it
Picking their nose and chewing it, chewing it.
Yeah Dave … pick the red one – it’s a honker …!
( snoot funny? )
Is that your nose – or are you just happy to see me?
If you are picking your nose and picking your seat, you will want to do the nose first. Trust me. I know about this sh!t.
Dave, what is your source? The only place I found had it for April 23.
Ohhhh EWWWWW!!!! (Seriously Dave??? )
So… plastic surgeon’s favorite day.
But…he already has a nose here.
Pick a good booger that you can live with. Otherwise, snot worth it….
when they said noses he thought they said hoses and said “I’ll take an extra long one”
“Roxanne”??
You, uh, struck gold with this one, Dave.
This is a variation of a joke my mother told me 6 decades ago!
how does the saying go
you can pick your nose
you can pick your friends
but you can’t pick your friends nose!
Imagine about 2 months ago
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.
LeftCoastKen Premium Member about 2 months ago
When they were handing out brains, he thought they said trains, so he chose a long, slow one.
Sue Ellen about 2 months ago
If God hadn’t intended for us to pick our own nose, our fingers wouldn’t have fit perfectly inside the nostrils.
nancyb creator about 2 months ago
I do not believe that this is real.
David 42 about 2 months ago
Just don’t choose the one that has the magic nose goblins
(a nod to Ren & Stimpy)
Havel about 2 months ago
I thought it was a booger, bit it’s not.
Dobie Premium Member about 2 months ago
Pick a winner, Dave! ツ
Just-me about 2 months ago
What was the elementary school playground saying? You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.
backyardcowboy about 2 months ago
And thus, Dave became a clown (big red nose) and joined a circus.
Shikamoo Premium Member about 2 months ago
What a clown!
ladykat about 2 months ago
Oh, come on, Dave! This was all you could find?
drtodd12 about 2 months ago
Moses supposes his noses are roses
the lost wizard about 2 months ago
I said Roman not roaming. :)
RonBerg13 Premium Member about 2 months ago
At Last !!!!
My day has arrived!
Brilliant_Birdie about 2 months ago
That was a real RUNNY punchline
sarah413 Premium Member about 2 months ago
Everybody’s doing it, doing it
Picking their nose and chewing it, chewing it.
Howard'sMyHero about 2 months ago
Yeah Dave … pick the red one – it’s a honker …!
( snoot funny? )
Mike Baldwin creator about 2 months ago
Is that your nose – or are you just happy to see me?
cactusbob333 about 2 months ago
If you are picking your nose and picking your seat, you will want to do the nose first. Trust me. I know about this sh!t.
C wolfe about 2 months ago
Dave, what is your source? The only place I found had it for April 23.
Katzi428 about 2 months ago
Ohhhh EWWWWW!!!! (Seriously Dave??? )
Thehag about 2 months ago
So… plastic surgeon’s favorite day.
Stephen Gilberg about 2 months ago
But…he already has a nose here.
markkahler52 about 2 months ago
Pick a good booger that you can live with. Otherwise, snot worth it….
dbrucepm about 2 months ago
when they said noses he thought they said hoses and said “I’ll take an extra long one”
wildlandwaters about 2 months ago
“Roxanne”??
MissyTiger about 2 months ago
You, uh, struck gold with this one, Dave.
rforeman about 2 months ago
This is a variation of a joke my mother told me 6 decades ago!
chireef about 2 months ago
how does the saying go
you can pick your nose
you can pick your friends
but you can’t pick your friends nose!