Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for April 15, 2024

I understand the airline. The smell of heroic men is usually the smell of dead men.

I think we’ll need some some trombones on this one.

Stench is stench and won’t woo any wench.

how does it compare to Sex Panther?

Anything but public.

Looks like a visit to your brother is in order. Leave the cologne in the mailbox or hidden on the front porch on your last day there, and your brother won’t know who left it for him. Of course you stand the chance of regifting, but that’s what makes life interesting.

I don’t understand the conceit of making one’s self reek to attract people. On a good day, I smell like nothing.

That would be “farther from my nose”, Scott; “further” is used when it can’t be measured.

I am digging the Kellogg’s Corn Flakes® rooster in her hair in panel 2, though!

Give it to Jenkins. Or the Boss.

Farther, not further.

Coward Man is Heroic Man’s secret identity.

It’s fine.