Close to Home by John McPherson for April 22, 2024

Cliché support

are you sure you are talking to the correct patient?

Hope he doesn’t sneeze!

“By the way, have you seen the cat?”

Why you shouldn’t rub itchy eyes, no matter how good it feels.

First case of egomaniacal behavior leading to a swelled head.

Mr. Mackey, the school counselor from South Park, gets treatment for his stuffy nose.

Love the painting. I wonder who did it.

Bleeb is picture perfect today.

HA!! Thats hilarious!

Thats also gotta be right up there in the top-ten Mom lines: “don’t pick at it!!!!”

Yes, don’t do that your mother was right. I picked at a scab and it became a Pyogenic Granuloma had to have an operation on my finger to remove it

The good news is that you’re already halfway to a phenomenal mummy costume for Halloween.

That must have been some pimple!

The old, “I told you so”! Don’t you hate that?

“Pick it and it’ll never heal…”

(Hope that’s right, been a looong time since I listened to Firesign Theater)

Isn’t that swell?

OH, THAT IS FUNNY :) :)

His complication had a little complication.

He must be at “Mass” General.

It’s always pick, pick, pick!

looks like he got stuck in a giant wasp’s nest!

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your… NO! Don’t do it!

Very pretty, Bleeb!

“I wasn’t going to pick it! I was going to THUMP him!”

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:)

Sure got a big head over it.

Ha! That’s got to be one nasty zit!

I’m guessing he’s gonna lose some weight in the meantime…

Hawks eat cats?

Bee sting?