Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for April 25, 2024

So if the shortstop boots an easy hopper, somehow that is the whole team’s mistake? There is no I in team, but there is meat, as in meathead.

I think a “?” on the t-shirt is more appropriate.

P4: I can’t HEAR you… – Sgt. Hulka

Cami is sued for making Dotty run without her inhaler.

Building Legos sounds fun!

P4: To get us started, I’ve hidden some Legos on this track! Survivors get to play their normal positions, and those with foot injuries get to sit around and use the Legos.

Jefferson calling Weeza.

What the “!”!

P1 Dotty’s unsuccessful attempt to escape the strip by slashing her wrists results in her shortness of breath during wind sprints.

When I call for a nursery rhyme… Yes Mother Goose!

P1 – That’s not how “wheeze” is spelled.

5 players ? Another 30 lashes for RW !!!

No Cami…. Player mistakes are usually blamed on the coach for having that player out there in the first place.

“Oklahoma? Aint nothin there but steers and queers. And I don’t see no hones on you boy.”

P1- Dorth’s favorite band? No, not the Linda Linda’s. Weezer.

Two consecutive days of EES. Long overdue for Hello Kitty.

P2- Gee Cami. You’re some kinda Coach. Did you learn tactics at a Valley coaching clinic?

“One player’s mistake is every player’s mistake”? How does that make any sense at all?

Where’s this going ? UGH

P4 Coach Cami Toe: “If I say, wash the dishes?”

Players: “YAS, JUN JUN!“

Our High School coach had us build Legos. I still think that time would have been better spent practicing football.

That’s not an exclamation mark on Peanut’s shirt. She thought she bought an authentic Nippon Professional Baseball shirt off a vendor operating out of the back of a van.

We were told the same thing in basic training. It led to a lot of G.I. showers. I’m hoping this goes the same way.

Absolutely appropriate coaching reaction here – that prima donna bit has to be squashed.

If I say “Does anyone want Kool-Aid?”, I’d better hear “OH YEAHHH!”

i guess inma cant practice her hibjib is at the dry cleaner

spidel and chim chim from speed racer are in milford to visit there good buddy jami thorp

weez weez guys love it when dorth is downon her knees

P3- Which one of the five didn’t say “yes, coach”?

That’s “LEGO BRICKS”, thank you very much.

P1-So the next time Dorothy Dubbs strikes out in the clutch, Cami is going to send the whole team over to DD’s house with Dial soap wrapped in a Holiday Inn towel and pull a Leonard Lawrence while DD is snoozing. That should be interesting.

Wait, a day ago Cami was all, “Do you want me to get a pinch hitter for you? Or do you want to hit? Whatever you prefer.” And now today she’s turned into big hardass not taking any gruff manager. Which is it? And speaking of taking gruff, people who don’t read Mopped Up Thorp take a lot of gruff from those that do.

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