Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 03, 2024

Nobody wants to talk to you, Rat.

Rat, you did it just by being you.

Dunning-Kruger

looks like you chapped the A$$ Rat!

Rat’s reputation preceded him———-again.

Rat earned the bad parts too.

If Rat believes in reincarnation, he must have been a General in his former life.

And he no even ask about The Ugly parts yet. Aaa-a-aaa-a-aaaaaah! Waaa-waaaa-waaaah!

Don’t say what have I done to deserve this life? you still live your life so you can change your life and make it better.

“You Dirty Rat”!

Since wiseass never moves, I’m thinking that’s a dung heap, not a mountain. Even looks like a bunch of peanuts in the “dirt”.

Rat’s life has good parts?

I’ll bet!

What good parts?

Rat has good parts? I find that hard to believe.

The Good Parts cause the Bad Parts via Karma?

The good parts are earned by the bad parts.

Wow! I’m commentless too!

Yah, you don’t earn the good parts. You have no idea. Be grateful for whatever good comes your way.

You earned all the parts, Rat.

none of you should be here. COMICS.COM. Its COMICS!!!

Some questions are too difficult to answer — even for the wise A$$.

Not exactly speechless; more like recognizing speech was useless. ‘To those who understand, no explanation is necessary; to those who do not, none is possible’.

I don’t know. In my case, the good parts were largely luck. The bad parts, I definitely earned.

Rat life doesn’t have goodfarts (is there such a thing?), it’s all badfarts, and charlatan wideass knows that

Those who complain about not getting what they deserve, don’t know how fortunate they are.

Many of the good parts and bad parts have been pretty dang random. The rest were earned one way or the other.

He wasn’t speechless, he was laughing too hard.

What an Oxymoron.

WA was definitely wise to stay speechless.

Take the bull by the horns or the tiger by the tail.

As am I……

You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn’t it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe. Marcus Cole, Babylon 5

If you’re going to take credit for the good parts, then the bad parts are also yours to claim.

How’s everyone’s day going, mines going well

Rat’s more of a wise you know what if you ask me!

Wise A$$ called upon his vast knowledge of the English language and said nothing.

how.