Close to Home by John McPherson for May 26, 2024

Health care at its finest.

(not so) distant relatives of Beavis and Butthead?

His eyes will get really big when he sees the bill we’re sending him!

Forget the eyes, look how big his tool gets. Let’s ride.

Not only do his eyes enlarge, but another appendage jumps up too!!

Flip that other switch, and watch his leg jump!

… and if you turn that dial waaaay up, he’ll spin completely around!

Who new electricity could be such fun!?

“Stop clowning around and wake him up! It’s time for his sleeping pill.”

Bleeb is, once again, foiled by the stupid scrubs.

Cruel, ladies.

What if the doctor walks in just as she’s talking, or the head nurse, or a family member?

“Eureka! We now have the technology to turn our patients into living Keane paintings!”

Eh, the Far Side did it better

You should see them when we show him the bill. He thought he was still in Canada. :)

She’s so impulsive.

This is hilarious! I’m gonna try that.

My, what big eyes you have!

All the better to entertain you with , my dear!

Marty Feldman had the same problem in Mel Brooks’ Silent Movie…

Someone is going to get fired . . . . . . . . . . and prosecuted.

Morphine?

How shocking!

the ronco puppy dog eye – omizer. only $19.99, order now and the second one’s free!

Warren Oates on the planet Annex One.