Last Kiss by John Lustig for May 06, 2024

I volunteer at my local high school (robotics, not sex ed, but I overhear conversations). Yeah, it’s a different world today.

When your students are better than you…

Those who can do, those who can’t teach sex-ed.

I know a guy who studied animal husbandry, until they caught him at it one day.

He learned about sex through trial and error. Now he’s on trial for a few of those errors.

Do share.

Ok students, it’s show and tell time…

Tonights homework is to read chapter 69. There will be a pop quiz tomorrow.

Not many knew that the main inspiration for Robert Crumb’s work came from his one day stint as a substitute teacher in 1966.

“My top student is Sexy Eddie, so-called. He puts the ‘stud’ in student!”

The best method for teaching this subject would be hands-on learning.

good gig…

I think they should form an after school club: The Miniature Polo Pony and Junior Kama Sutra Society.

And he holds class on the playground.

Mr. Coello, home room teacher, and a precocious 7th grade girl lingered in the coat and supply closet a little too long in 1957. We all have stories, I presume.

I see. And don’t call me “Ed”.

INSTANT CLASSIC

You are never too old!

Yeah, there’s a “Sex Ed” in every class, who lies about his romantic accomplishments.

While in the teachers lounge as a bus driver on break, I asked a Middle School “health” / Gym teacher how many of her charges had viewed porn prior to getting their sex-ed class. She said almost 90% admitted to watching.

You don’t know what you DON’T know until you DO know it, know what I mean?

Me neither.