Last Kiss by John Lustig for April 29, 2024

First time the horse rode the cowboy.

Ride ‘em, ride ’em, ride ’em. Rawhide!

Never say neigh. Saddle up friend. and I can buck too.

2nd panel would have said “is that a carrot in your pocket or are just happy to see me?”

“Don’t fret none, pardner. From now on, I’ll be your steady ‘night mare’.”

Another way to ride into the sunset.

He don’t drink, he don’t smoke, he don’t kiss no women. He only kisses his horse, and not like that wierdo, Neidermeyer.

Ride cowboy ride. I bet she can ride like a cowgirl too.

“Show me your six-shooter, and I’ll show you the reverse cowgirl position. You’ll forget you even had a horse.”

Reminds me of the Old “The Cowboy and the Mermaid” game.

YeeHaw!

Think I watched a Spaghetti Western with that storyline !

What kind of coffeepot is that?

If he can’t think of another option, maybe it’s time she moved on as well.

How can you tell when a sheep herder has been on the range too long? When he walks up to to herd and you hear “Daaaaaady.”

whip out them “TA-TAs”….I bet he’ll forget he even HAD a horse!

Neigh! Nicker! Snort! Horse-speak for, Hello, Doofus! I’m right here!

There was a dumb joke about a cowboy finding a genie, his last wish was to be “equipped” like his horse. “Oh no! I forgot I was riding Sophie!”

she: “Let’s play a game — I’ll be the horse’s a**, and you show me what’s meant by ‘hung like a horse’….”

Give her the carrot, already! (wink, wink, nudge, nudge)…

Just say neigh

I quit playing water polo when my horse died

I bet I don’t want to know what that cowboy does with cows.

“You will do it a pinch, but it’s still not quite the same.”