Last Kiss by John Lustig for April 24, 2024

Good luck with that.

Him: “I’m number one!! I’m number one!!”

He can then prove that wasn’t the worst she ever had.

Dir hat meine Deutsche Wurst nicht geschmeckt?

Pushing your luck there. You’re out of blue pills. and she’s developed knock knees.

And this time I’ll prove it.

At least they coordinated on colours- purple is nice.

Even the worst sex you’ve ever had is better than about 85% of the things you’ll experience in your life.

Well, as we say, practice makes perfect.

Overheard at the tavern, “The worst I ever had wudn’t THAT bad.”

Hey … that guy looks like the brother of the dark haired guy on a well-known comic profile …

If at first you don’t succeed…………

To quote Thornton Mellon (Rodney Dangerfield) in Back to School: "I like teachers – you do something wrong they make you do it again!’

no way…let me introduce myself….

“Sex is always good but not always right…” -lyric from a country song

You don’t double down when things go bad.

Mulligan!

From the looks of things he could reply; let’s try once more, and this time with your clothes off. Or at least your shiny earrings.

I knew a woman, who if I didn’t act like it was the best sex ever, she insisted on trying again until it was. She was a lot of fun.

You gave to gather loads of data to determine if in fact it is the worst. Keep going. You need at least 50 sets of data to establish if the hypothesis is valid. On the other hand, 3 times should be more than sufficient.

Gotta love a guy who is always willing to try and “up his game”.

When that happens to me, I ask the girl to simply lay back down and pleasure herself while I take notes and, if she’s okay with it, a video. Then I can go home to study how to do better the next time.

What the chump doesn’t realize is that to achieve fame with women is to start low before you go high.

“No this was now the worst.

“Want to try it again?”

“What and get even worse? What say we quit while we’re behind”

Sex is like pizza, when it is good it is really good. And when it is bad, it is still pretty good.

RANDY: You’re just jealous because I so easily won the race to the “finished” line.

If only he had read the operator’s manual beforehand: “Insert Tab A into Slot B.” Who woulda thunk it?

he thought she was grading on the curve…

If she thought HE was the worst, she should try sleeping with me.

She sound like she gots loootsa experiences in that matter.

“I One! I Won!!”