Apparent human, possible male, white bell-bottomed pants with red stripes and pointed shoes observed, with a microphone near the right hand. Upper half of body appears to be crushed by a blue object shaped like the top half of an egg, approximately 3 feet in diameter and 4 feet in height. Said object is surrounded by a metallic-looking skirt approximately 6 feet in diameter and 1 foot high which appears to be attached to the lower portion of the (previously described) egg shell. Location is approximately 12 feet to the right of state road XX, in the county of XX and the state of XX.
Awaiting further information and confirmation from the coroner’s office.
Imagine 7 months ago
Not much of a comeback.
PoodleGroomer 7 months ago
He just went home.
Farside99 7 months ago
Apparent human, possible male, white bell-bottomed pants with red stripes and pointed shoes observed, with a microphone near the right hand. Upper half of body appears to be crushed by a blue object shaped like the top half of an egg, approximately 3 feet in diameter and 4 feet in height. Said object is surrounded by a metallic-looking skirt approximately 6 feet in diameter and 1 foot high which appears to be attached to the lower portion of the (previously described) egg shell. Location is approximately 12 feet to the right of state road XX, in the county of XX and the state of XX.
Awaiting further information and confirmation from the coroner’s office.
Ubintold 7 months ago
Either Elvis left or his impersonator did.
The Reader Premium Member 7 months ago
Another ‘Keep Off the Grass’ violation!
Lee26 Premium Member 7 months ago
Is that a spaceship?
jango 7 months ago
Elvis has left the “building”
bloodykate 7 months ago
LOLing!!!
mpolo11 Premium Member 7 months ago
Oh, I thought this was Evel Knievel.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 7 months ago
He’s all shook up.
Impkins Premium Member 7 months ago
If you think it can’t get any more complicated, steal his shoes and watch his feet curl up to reveal striped socks! We’re not in Kansas anymore! :)
cuzinron47 7 months ago
Nobody’s gonna believe that.
Chris Sherlock 7 months ago
Whoever was in the UFO must not have cared much for his singing,
RobinA. Premium Member 7 months ago
Elvis is Everywhere!
christelisbetty 7 months ago
Mork, is that you ?