Say the GPS made you do it. Yesterday a car following GPS instructions got onto railroad tracks and got stuck. They got out, but the car was toast after the train hit it! :)
Take her upstairs and go in an hour late after you promise to also take her out for dinner. Nothing important happens in the morning and your work will suffer even more if she files for divorce.
Doug K 4 months ago
There’s a slight temptation to “take her out” right now.
Prawnclaw 4 months ago
The car looks a lot like a hearse.
kelese 4 months ago
If you roll over her you can take her to the hospital. Doe that count as going out?
carlosrivers 4 months ago
So, promise to take her out! She didn’t say to actually take her out!
goboboyd 4 months ago
No sign with a three word slogan? No demand for international aid?
Frank Burns Eats Worms 4 months ago
“I’ll be late, I got a flat…wife.”
Impkins Premium Member 4 months ago
Say the GPS made you do it. Yesterday a car following GPS instructions got onto railroad tracks and got stuck. They got out, but the car was toast after the train hit it! :)
cuzinron47 4 months ago
Tell her how does she expect you to take her out if you don’t have a job.
Imagine 4 months ago
He’s obviously not going to work today.
PoodleGroomer 4 months ago
Take her upstairs and go in an hour late after you promise to also take her out for dinner. Nothing important happens in the morning and your work will suffer even more if she files for divorce.