B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 28, 2024

He has plenty of fools to work with.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

Curls who?

“Why have I got a hammer on my head?” — When you can balance the tack hammer on your head, you can head off your foes with a balanced attack!

“Why am I wearing watermelons on my feet?” — I don’t remember telling you to do that.

April Fool’s Month? It’s a good thing we’ve advanced to a day only. That’s like my high schools’s tradition of Rat Week. For a whole week, the new underclassmen could be made to do horrible things at the demand of any upperclassman. Over time that week became a day. When I came along, in ’65, and integration started, the whole Rat Day was abolished.

April Fool’s Month = Springtime in the Upper Midwest/Northeast in April.

Imagine that!!!!!

Not all inventions are good.

This doesn’t sound like Curls. Curls’ humour was more subtle. He was introduced as the “Master of Sarcastic Wit”.

I believe Amazon sells a very good Curls Straightener Outer.

One day is more than enough!

Curls just want to have fun, when the working day is done, Curls just want to have fun

Well, thankfully, it’s the bottom of the 4th. Tornado sirens last night, and lots of boom-booms.

“Where’s the exploding cigars, Curls? You promised exploding cigars!”

These are more serious pranks that the old spider crawling on your back

Some people can’t help taking things too far.

What about the Apteryx?