Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 09, 2024

Eww.

How does he sit down on a chair/sofa?

Pants have two legs.

Two snails were talking one day about what they would do if they won the lottery. One said, “I’d buy a Formula 1 race car. Then I’d paint a big S on the top and on the sides. Then I’d drive it up and down Main Street as fast as I could.”

The other snail frowned and said, “Why?”

“Because,” the first replied, “then everyone would point and say, ‘Look at that S-car go!’”

Edible pants.

Thanks, nice rack!

Snail male???

“Thanks! I love your Mae West too!”

That’s a reference from my grandpa’s era. Kind of “grand-pop culture”…

There comes a time in every man’s life when he needs to burn his britches.

I shore hope he returns them.

Sit on a block of salt and those pants will fit like a glove.

I don’t see a line separating the legs, maybe it is a kilt. Cargo kilts could be a big hit in Scotland.

I guess he’ll be leaving a snail trail

You were so high when you thought of this

leaves a trail of slime wherever he goes

wonder how much he shelled out for those…