Reminds me of the worst job environment I ever interviewed at. The “office” consisted of a reception area and a conference room. Everyone wore business formal (a deal breaker immediately for me) and sat around the conference table pounding away at laptops. I assume this is how programming is done in Hell. No one looked up while the interview was going on. No one had coffee, or listened to music. They had to dress formal in case a customer showed up, but apparently would keep on working even if the customer was there. I was on unemployment, so I had to pooch the interview – the last thing I wanted was an offer from them. I actually considered letting a fart go but the person next to me let loose and NO ONE EVEN REACTED! Course, they were a startup and now everyone of them is a millionaire. Just kidding, thy all committed suicide years ago – together, sharing a glass of Kool-Aid™ at the conference table.
oldpine52 7 months ago
I thought that his computer crashed.
seanfear 7 months ago
really, REALLY, need that.
BigBoy 7 months ago
Secondary on the keyboard would be nice
TStyle78 7 months ago
Wouldn’t that shoot glass or plastic straight at you in the process?
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 7 months ago
Wade’s browser history showed it was NSFW!!!
Doug K 7 months ago
It’s main function is as a screen saver.
jahays1 7 months ago
That’s a million dollar idea!
Dobie Premium Member 7 months ago
I hate when that happens…
… but it’s better than showing up to a meeting with keyboard face.
ladykat 7 months ago
Ouch!
enigmamz 7 months ago
And he was studying for his driver’s test!
MRC112 7 months ago
My PC runs so slowly these days, if it did have an air bag, you’d have plenty of time to get out of the way, it would be so slow.
jbduncan 7 months ago
Anything to prevent drooling on the keyboard.
gammaguy 7 months ago
“…the airbag on Wade’s computer rapidly deployed.”
Which was pretty impressive, since it hadn’t yet ployed.
basspro 7 months ago
I have a windbag at home that does the same thing.
lsnrchrd.1 Premium Member 7 months ago
One of these needs to be installed at the defendants table in a certain New York courtroom where a trial is presently underway.
Buoy 7 months ago
How about instead of an airbag, it was one of those scary surprise videos, or an air horn?
mistercatworks 7 months ago
Punching shards of monitor glass through his head?
cuzinron47 7 months ago
A cautionary tale for the others.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 7 months ago
That airbag deserves props.
Impkins Premium Member 7 months ago
Will you look at the size of those keyboards! I hope they’re padded. :)
DanMercer 7 months ago
Reminds me of the worst job environment I ever interviewed at. The “office” consisted of a reception area and a conference room. Everyone wore business formal (a deal breaker immediately for me) and sat around the conference table pounding away at laptops. I assume this is how programming is done in Hell. No one looked up while the interview was going on. No one had coffee, or listened to music. They had to dress formal in case a customer showed up, but apparently would keep on working even if the customer was there. I was on unemployment, so I had to pooch the interview – the last thing I wanted was an offer from them. I actually considered letting a fart go but the person next to me let loose and NO ONE EVEN REACTED! Course, they were a startup and now everyone of them is a millionaire. Just kidding, thy all committed suicide years ago – together, sharing a glass of Kool-Aid™ at the conference table.
Spiffy 7 months ago
Oh, hey! They left me a pillow!
geese28 7 months ago
3D effect