The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 04, 2024

May the 4th be with you.

Stare the gargoyle down, Brutus. You can do it.

They certainly not up to who laughs first.

May the Farce be with them.

The fourth awakens!

I just want to run my fingers through the ladies hair!

And next it will be return of the stinkeye.

I don’t think the force is with either of them.

Eyes like limpid pools – NOT

That’s pun-ey

That is the way

I’m surprised they do that only once a year. I would think it would be a weekly event, at least.

May the old battle axe leave before morning is over? How can Brutus stand it?

Good lord. How could anyone stare at Ramona’s face that long?! On the other hand: how sweet! They’re bonding!

no blinking!

Flee Brutus! Mother Gargle is trying to send you on the “stare away to heaven.”

stand strong Brutus…..don’t blink…………

shall I bring in the light sabers for them or are they hoping just the stares alone will be enough force to bring one or thee other down… :j

Beware the Vulcan mind meld. Can you picture it?

How isn’t Mother Gargle Medusa not turning Brutus to stone?

Staring at her so long could lead to blindness

Now we know where George Lucas got the character of Darth Vader from— Mother Gargle. I’m surprised that Brutus doesn’t call his MIL “Mother Gargoyle”!

Off topic……..It’s Derby day. I’m gonna make some Julep juice for later today.

Well, at least, stare wars is quieter. What does the winner get? Freedom from the other?

nicely played

Brutus Skywalker

Brutus is a Rebel… He’s not letting the Wookie win. Happy May the 4th, Brutus!

Got the force thing down but what are they doing, a stare down? To what end? As for my deceased mother-in-law, she hated me because I wasn’t kin. I was not accepted by her into her family. I never joked around with her but I treated her, politely, as I would any stranger. I only joke with people I like. I hope that the temperature in hell is to her liking…..

Just enjoy the silence Wilberforce.

That guy is a champ. Having to stand looking at that without moving is a very brave thing to do..

The first one to blink loses.