Herman by Jim Unger for May 10, 2024

They don’t look like cassowaries, but even so, you might want to be careful around them.

And you should see the size of our buffalo wings.

They had baby Emus for sale here, I have the land and its fenced. But I’m too old, I would love to have had 1 or 2

No need for a 12 dozen flat, just 1 or 2.

Their eggs are much in demand by pranksters at Halloween.

Where’s Doug? He could take one when Limu Emu retires.

The down side is, they also have a really messy yard and a lot less grass.

Then Jumbo’s are out of the question!

I think I know what he’s having for Thanksgiving

Everyone is commenting about the birds being emus, but I think they are badly drawn ostriches. One ostrich egg is about the equivalent of half a dozen chicken eggs. Also, the mess in your yard is probably proportional to the bird size.

A fried egg is nice. A fried duck egg is a meal. A fried goose egg makes a good sink stopper. All I know about emu eggs is that they take 45 minutes to soft boil

They get a little peckish when you take their eggs though.