Reality Check by Dave Whamond for May 14, 2024

This could take an eternity.

Such a downer

Meh, I’ve waited longer at Disneyland.

Wasn’t there a movie about that?

Valhalla? Nirvana? Olympus? Ragnarok?

To The Other Place? I don’t think so.

I would imagine the other place would be even more crowded.

So does that mean there are more good people than bad?

Vastly overrated. Back to Earth was the only choice that made sense.

I’d rather wait in line for heaven than going down to hell.

go somewhere else just for the hell of it…

The final temptation.

… which way is the beach?

The Hell she will.

Is reincarnation an option? I would certainly like a second chance.

No.

What’s the chance the line will get longer? Just asking.

It’s the only game in the Cosmos…

Heaven can wait.

but it’s a heavenly wait

Should have used advanced check in.

With that attitude, you won’t be getting in any way. Pack your bags. You’re leaving.

With that Dude’s attitude, I’m sure the other place is where he belongs. So tell him you’re going to wait and kiss him goodby.

It`ll seem like eternity.

45 MINUTES …???

To Hell with that …!!!

( there’s seating at the bar )

It’s the pat-down searches that take forever… especially when the scanners are down.

I really don’t think there’ll be that long a wait…

Yeah, there’s another place with no waiting! Well, it’s waiting — for you!

The river Styx is nice this time of year … the black dahlias are blooming.

Should have made reservations.

supprised there isn’t a 15 sins or less line

Enter through the narrow gate; for the gate is wide and the road is easy that leads to destruction, and there are many who take it.

I told you that the RC Church said they could get us an express pass. :)

He doesn’t realize it, but he’s already been consigned to the Hell of Endless queues.

Had this thought the other day seeing some railings in a store lobby. Set them up outside in the meandering maze pattern from covid days, with the 6ft distance markings on the ground. Good times, good times. /s

Ralph is behind them, so there’s no telling how long he’ll have to wait!

I don’t think it will be crowded. Like the saying goes, the fact that there is a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell tells a lot about the amount of traffic heading in each direction.

Should have made a reservation before dying out.