Nowadays, it’s mostly computers used to put out Missing Person posters. The police sketch artist has gone the way of the Beta-Max. Fortunately, the courtroom artist is still around—I saw some beauties on TV during Trump’s trial.
I took an accident report years ago. It was a 4-lane road. This woman was in the left-hand lane, when she decided to turn right into McDonalds. She threw her blinker on, and made a right turn from the left lane, hitting the car driving next to her. Of course I put her at fault. Her husband came in, yelling and making a fuss that she was not at fault because she used her signal. The other car should’ve seen that and stopped to let her turn! The other car was passing on the right! I showed him the law regarding right turns, (must be from the right-most edge of the roadway. And explained the car wasn’t passing, he was driving in a lane marked for traffic. He would not let it drop, and went to the chief. I was the accident investigator for the department, so it didn’t work out for him…
I just watched the DVDs of Dune, Part 2 & Aquaman & the Lost Kingdom, so I spent almost five hours yelling at the TV over both of these idiotic movies!
The waiter one must be me trying to find my waiter last night at Red Lobster. Non existence, even had to stand up and wave her down to pay for all the non service. And I’m a patient man in a restaurant as I was in the business for 35 years and understand what they go through.
in an interesting twist on what’s become a daily news story here, this time it was the driver’s own garage that didn’t see him signaling when he, oops, pressed the accelerator pedal instead of the brake. usually it’s someone else’s property that gets rammed, most often a convenience store or hospital… ☺
Kiba65 4 months ago
A great cartoon as always.
snsurone76 4 months ago
Nowadays, it’s mostly computers used to put out Missing Person posters. The police sketch artist has gone the way of the Beta-Max. Fortunately, the courtroom artist is still around—I saw some beauties on TV during Trump’s trial.
phritzg Premium Member 4 months ago
Where I live, trees have been known to jump out in front of cars. Usually right after the bars close.
rickmac1937 Premium Member 4 months ago
Love them both and he’s right on espn
markkahler52 4 months ago
Nine feet facing and great panels, per the usual!!
markkahler52 4 months ago
Should’ve gotten the meal “to go,” and is Leroy hollering at the Trump Verdict?!
tcayer 4 months ago
I took an accident report years ago. It was a 4-lane road. This woman was in the left-hand lane, when she decided to turn right into McDonalds. She threw her blinker on, and made a right turn from the left lane, hitting the car driving next to her. Of course I put her at fault. Her husband came in, yelling and making a fuss that she was not at fault because she used her signal. The other car should’ve seen that and stopped to let her turn! The other car was passing on the right! I showed him the law regarding right turns, (must be from the right-most edge of the roadway. And explained the car wasn’t passing, he was driving in a lane marked for traffic. He would not let it drop, and went to the chief. I was the accident investigator for the department, so it didn’t work out for him…
strictures 4 months ago
I just watched the DVDs of Dune, Part 2 & Aquaman & the Lost Kingdom, so I spent almost five hours yelling at the TV over both of these idiotic movies!
karlsch Premium Member 4 months ago
Didn’t the steering wheel come off this time?
kathybear 4 months ago
My husband thinks they’re hiding in our backyard (used to be the basement, but we don’t have one anymore).
macmantoo 4 months ago
The waiter one must be me trying to find my waiter last night at Red Lobster. Non existence, even had to stand up and wave her down to pay for all the non service. And I’m a patient man in a restaurant as I was in the business for 35 years and understand what they go through.
gopher gofer 4 months ago
in an interesting twist on what’s become a daily news story here, this time it was the driver’s own garage that didn’t see him signaling when he, oops, pressed the accelerator pedal instead of the brake. usually it’s someone else’s property that gets rammed, most often a convenience store or hospital… ☺
anncorr339 4 months ago
Love the lockhorns see Loretta had another car accident but she is blaming the tree because she gave her signal and the tree did not move
Strawberry King 4 months ago
A tent does sound better than a hard-as-a-rock couch.