The Other Coast by Adrian Raeside for June 19, 2024

He’ll be watching us from now on.

Uber is cheaper.

Got bored so I went back to school for “Theoretical Taxidermy”.

Oh deer.

A reindeer got run over by my grandma.

I giggled out loud – not usual for me. I’m a bit crusty in the AM.

I’ll take the backstrap if it ain’t too old and tuff.

Tee hee.

His readings are stagnant. :)

I told my mother we would stuff her when she died, but I meant like a turkey.

“Well stuff the old F*rt and let’s get to reading the will!”

This is going to cost a lot of doe and we only have three bucks.

Why doesn’t the dad have horns? I’m assuming it’s a male thing?

Imagine if that caught on with humans. You die. You’re stuffed—including your most used facial expression. And then, all the relatives get to fight over who dosen’t get to stand you in a corner…short straw loses?

Oi.

By the look on his face, it seemed he was headed that way.

they’ve always wanted to tell the old coot to get stuffed…

So venison for supper this week?

Very thoughtful of deer junior to bring one last light snack for gramps.