Herman by Jim Unger for May 18, 2024

Because you like to whine, dear

Those darn foreign words…

And you’re complaining?

Problem?

That reminds me! Time to break out my 7 piece patio set, one chair and a sixpack! Life is good!

Drink up, Shriners!

He thought the main course was Cold Duck. And that dessert consisted of Boone’s Farm Apple Sauce.

Veni, vidi, vino

Get him in shape to handle the meal and the bill

That is just the wine course. It will be a six course meal after all is done.

Been there, done that…

That happens sometimes when one can’t understand those fancy French menus.

They are all good pairings… we will take a bucket of chicken!

corkage is only for wines that you bring into the restaurant – not those ordered from the restaurant.

Sex is always better when full of wine as opposed to being full of turkey and mashed potatoes.

It beats a six-pack and a baked potato

Wine! fest!

And what would be your point?

I took the wife to a Hungarian place that, apparently, had her favourite (not available at the stores anymore) wine – Egri Bikavar (sp?). I don’t drink wine and she’d only planned on having one, but somehow the waiter assumed I meant ‘one each’, so she got 2. Such a lush!

My dream meal!

My idea of heaven.

It won’t be just the meal that gets sauced.

I don’t see a problem here.

I see no problem here!

aaaand what’s the problem??

She assumes that it was some kind of mistake. Maybe, juuust maybe it was intentional.