A very long time ago a tourist to Spain was at a bullfight. After the fight he walked back to his hotel and stopped at a restaurant along the way for a meal. The maître de told him that the day’s specials were from a recent “loser of the bullfight”. The tourist was hungry for a nice juicy steak, but the special intrigued him. “What is that?” “Señor, that is the essential part of a bull that makes him a bull. What you in America would would call Rocky Mountain Oysters”. The tourist tried the dish and the method of preparation and presentation made him a fan of that for life. A few days later he returned and asked for the same thing. “Hey, these are smaller.” “Señor, sometimes the bull wins.”
Ida No 6 months ago
BULL!
angelolady Premium Member 6 months ago
Educate him, Wallace. Bullfighting is excessively cruel. He could never do it.
Dirty Dragon 6 months ago
“You mess with the bull, you get the horns.” – Vice Principal Vernon
enigmamz 6 months ago
No bull.
rheddmobile 6 months ago
I knew at his age because I had a copy of Ferdinand.
VanLaser 6 months ago
Spud, you can do it! Just have to take the bull by the horns
E.Z. Smith Premium Member 6 months ago
Olé!
LawrenceS 6 months ago
Not a lot of blood sports left. Killing animals slowly for entertainment has gone out of fashion in a lot of countries.
crookedwolf Premium Member 6 months ago
First panel: the little spaceships “jumping” out of the pinball machine are a nice touch, as is the electric cord plugged into the wall. Details!
Pigs_Will_Fly 6 months ago
Spud…
maxiesmom2 Premium Member 6 months ago
Spud maybe a profession where you can wear a matador costume? Don’t ask me what one that may be, I’m just the idea gal.
Durak Premium Member 6 months ago
If matadoring doesn’t work out maybe he can be a lion tamer instead.
Hanmerhack 6 months ago
I love Walices faith in the ability of his friend.
artheaded1 6 months ago
Every girl’s crazy ’bout a sharp dressed man!
morningglory73 Premium Member 6 months ago
That’s just the pretty side of the bull fights.
goboboyd 6 months ago
The super white socks and slipper-like shoes just do for the Spudster.
rockyridge1977 6 months ago
Just play dress-up!!!!!
christineracine77 6 months ago
What ladies love a matador? Certainly not me or anyone I know! The unmitigated ego and animal cruelty kinda put a damper on the snazzy costume.
DaBump Premium Member 6 months ago
There IS a form of bullfighting in which the bull is not killed. Or was. I think it was in France. They might have given it up as still too inhumane.
oakie817 6 months ago
to become one you have to know what they do?? don’t tell that to any attorney
Totally Not a Killer Dolphin 6 months ago
Once Spud finds out what a matador does it’ll become one of his falling-off-the-bridge daymares.
Totally Not a Killer Dolphin 6 months ago
How much do you want to bet that he just wanted to draw Spud as a matador?
(And did a brilliant job of it, too!)
Kawasaki Cat 6 months ago
Dress as one for Halloween..
jschumaker 6 months ago
He could be The Great El Spudo.
scyphi26 6 months ago
I suspect he’d reconsider once someone does fill him in on what a mastador does. Rose wouldn’t happen to be nearby, is she?
brooklyn51 6 months ago
Spud cuts quite the dashing figure!
stillfickled Premium Member 6 months ago
I saw a bullfight years ago-It was awful!!!
julie.mason1 Premium Member 6 months ago
We have a mat at our door! ;<)
patriots_aren't_partisan 6 months ago
Love the pinball machine. “Sole” Survivor. Nice.
GG_loves_comics Premium Member 6 months ago
Before you explain the blood part, tell him he has to wear a corset just to fit into the dazzly suit!
Teto85 Premium Member 6 months ago
A very long time ago a tourist to Spain was at a bullfight. After the fight he walked back to his hotel and stopped at a restaurant along the way for a meal. The maître de told him that the day’s specials were from a recent “loser of the bullfight”. The tourist was hungry for a nice juicy steak, but the special intrigued him. “What is that?” “Señor, that is the essential part of a bull that makes him a bull. What you in America would would call Rocky Mountain Oysters”. The tourist tried the dish and the method of preparation and presentation made him a fan of that for life. A few days later he returned and asked for the same thing. “Hey, these are smaller.” “Señor, sometimes the bull wins.”
StephenRice 6 months ago
Make door mats?
raybarb44 6 months ago
Sometimes, the perks are worth the risks…..
Aladar30 Premium Member 6 months ago
Spud has absoluty no idea, but he would look so cool!
Sunzoomspark 6 months ago
Spud’s got cankles to the max!
Ed The Red Premium Member 6 months ago
What happened to Shwaps?