Cornered by Mike Baldwin for June 15, 2024

Happy “Girthday”.

I guess a second date is out of the question.

He using the “Dine ’n Dash” app.

Reminds be of a current commercial on tv where he says he forgot his wallet and she’s got a remote to start her car, excuses herself and drives off.

Her: Yes, I have money. But I’m not spending it on you!

What a pig! Get up say your going to the Lady’s Room and get in your car and leave him there to wash the dishes.

Dad would say “How good at you at washing dishes?” (Grandpa apparently had some customers pay for meals that way)

And she says….“I hope you’re wearing sneakers! I am!”

Frankly I don’t see the race between them setting any speed records. Think OJ car chase.

Said more poetically:

I hate to dine and dash

so I hope you brought some cash

he might want a to-go box…

♪ ♫ If you’ve got the money honey, I’ve got the time" ♫ ♪

Well, no, I didn’t.

Hmmm… tough position to be in. The only thing she can do here is fake a heart attack!

Dang me never see any female runnings that fast on high heels.

After the wedding rehearsal my daughter’s future father-in-law decided to take the wedding party to dinner at a nice steakhouse. We knew he didn’t have a lot of money and suggested ice cream or something else cheaper but he insisted. When the bill came he said “well, I don’t have any money.” and walked out. His side of the family, who had all ordered the most expensive dishes and lots of beers, also jumped up and practically ran out. My daughter started pulling out the cash for their honeymoon but our family just pulled out our wallets and paid the bill (several hundred dollars). I learned a valuable lesson about both families that day.

I’m guessing no second date then??

That wine bottle would make a nice club sandwich for her to add to his dinner.

His dating site profile said he was “dashing”.

Something he ate gave him “the runs”.

He’s a big fan of DoorDash.

Not that he isn’t going to eat and run.

But it wasn’t fast food. :)

Two words lady. Bathroom. Window! :)