Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for May 27, 2024

He may not have the aperture for this work

You can telephoto but you can’t telewoman.

He’ll be done in a flash

Lacking depth of perception.

One night, I was looking at the Moon with my small telescope on a tripod, when my brother-in-law dropped by. He asked what I was looking at, so I let him have a look. He said: “Wow, that’s pretty good! Can you make it any closer?”

I said: “Yeah, I think so,” and moved it up the driveway about ten feet. Really cracked him up.

That’s one of the problems I have with taking pictures with my phone. The phone decides all these things for you. Also, how do you change lenses on a smartphone?

The last time I did any serious photography was in the film era. Since then, I’ve been taking snapshots.

Looks like Tim Conway’s Dorf character. Check that out on YouTube. Funny!

You need to focus.

She’s too negative, I suggest she slide over to digital.

Up until now his work has been pretty shallow

Wait till he tries to adjust the apple chair.

Well, at least he’ll be taking some groundbreaking photos.

The hole he standing in is not deep enough.

He’s focusing on the wrong problem.

DON’T ask him where his f-stops.

The angle of the dangle is very important in image making.

I shudder to think what’s going on in his brain.