Catch the 3:10 to Yuma, hang a right (or was it left?) at Albquerque, straight on to Reno to the nearest Elvis chapel and cough up two bucks.
Snidely Whiplash!
Pokita, pokita, pokita …
Mike, no need to imagine yourself handsome. In today’s world all you have to do is identify as handsome and, voila, you’re handsome!
Somehow in my dreams ( as well as in real life ), I don’t resemble Dudley Do-Right of the Mounties, so much as I do Snidely Whiplash … “Tie you to a railroad track, little girl?”
If the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy. – Red Green
He’ll have money…
I always imagine I’m a successful writer who achieves his lifelong dream of having beautiful women fight to service my Olivetti typewriter. :)
He lives on the right side of the tracks.
danketaz Premium Member 7 months ago
Catch the 3:10 to Yuma, hang a right (or was it left?) at Albquerque, straight on to Reno to the nearest Elvis chapel and cough up two bucks.
MS72 7 months ago
Snidely Whiplash!
A# 466 7 months ago
Pokita, pokita, pokita …
derdave969 7 months ago
Mike, no need to imagine yourself handsome. In today’s world all you have to do is identify as handsome and, voila, you’re handsome!
Linguist 7 months ago
Somehow in my dreams ( as well as in real life ), I don’t resemble Dudley Do-Right of the Mounties, so much as I do Snidely Whiplash … “Tie you to a railroad track, little girl?”
rhpii 7 months ago
If the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy. – Red Green
markkahler52 7 months ago
He’ll have money…
mistercatworks 7 months ago
I always imagine I’m a successful writer who achieves his lifelong dream of having beautiful women fight to service my Olivetti typewriter. :)
sandflea 7 months ago
He lives on the right side of the tracks.