Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for May 15, 2024

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    danketaz Premium Member 7 months ago

    Catch the 3:10 to Yuma, hang a right (or was it left?) at Albquerque, straight on to Reno to the nearest Elvis chapel and cough up two bucks.

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    MS72  7 months ago

    Snidely Whiplash!

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    A# 466  7 months ago

    Pokita, pokita, pokita …

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    derdave969  7 months ago

    Mike, no need to imagine yourself handsome. In today’s world all you have to do is identify as handsome and, voila, you’re handsome!

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    Linguist  7 months ago

    Somehow in my dreams ( as well as in real life ), I don’t resemble Dudley Do-Right of the Mounties, so much as I do Snidely Whiplash … “Tie you to a railroad track, little girl?”

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    rhpii  7 months ago

    If the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy. – Red Green

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    markkahler52  7 months ago

    He’ll have money…

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    mistercatworks  7 months ago

    I always imagine I’m a successful writer who achieves his lifelong dream of having beautiful women fight to service my Olivetti typewriter. :)

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    sandflea  7 months ago

    He lives on the right side of the tracks.

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