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Where all the entitled A-holes should be gently places. So they will live a long solitary life of commiserating about how unfair life is, and have no one to ‘share’ that with.
BE THIS GUY 9 months ago
Contact Starbucks and tell them you got a great new location for them.
cdward 9 months ago
Get rescued.
nosirrom 9 months ago
Call Island Dash.
juicebruce 9 months ago
Did you try Prayer ?
Nighthawks Premium Member 9 months ago
backstroke ?
ThreeDogDad Premium Member 9 months ago
Yelling at Wilson isn’t going to help.
uniquename 9 months ago
Start by growing a coffee plant.
ladykat Premium Member 9 months ago
Get rescued.
brick10 9 months ago
I say that every morning!
paullp Premium Member 9 months ago
Step 1: Wait until you’ve gone long enough without food and water for malnutrition and dehydration to set in.
Step 2: Hallucinate.
aerilim 9 months ago
Swim…
Moonkey Premium Member 9 months ago
Does he have the money to pay for it?
mistercatworks 9 months ago
Everything
goboboyd 9 months ago
Where all the entitled A-holes should be gently places. So they will live a long solitary life of commiserating about how unfair life is, and have no one to ‘share’ that with.
eb110americana 9 months ago
Start training a carrier pi— uh, seagull and see if it can carry half a coconut of seawater without spilling it.
aussie399 Premium Member 6 months ago
Umm, help yourself maybe? Or didn’t you think of that?