Reality Check by Dave Whamond for May 23, 2024

You old son of a gun.

Well this workplace steenk anyways. They just likes em clowns clowning around all day.

“canon” , not “cannon”.

I thought a “loose cannon” was somebody who kept shooting off their mouth.

Now he’s gone to work in Medicine…. hence the term: “A shot in the arm”

Getting fired was his goal.

Oh, shoot.

If it was almost fired, and just got a stern warning, would it then be Cannon in D Major?

Badoom-Tsh.

But without you, I’m just a common…

… step-stool?

boom, boom, boom….

Forgot to brush his teeth

Poor guy lost his perfect job. He was really having a blast there.

The one and only time I took my daughter to the circus, she freaked out at this act and ran away. A security guard found her hiding under a cigarette machine (this dates me, doesn’t it?), sobbing her heart out in terror.

He smoked on the job.

Oh look it’s Henny Cannon.

“You had to be a big shot, didn’t cha? You had to open up your mouth!”

He’s nothing like his mother and fodder.

A man of high caliber!

Ready! Shoot! Aim! ….

( …what got ‘im fired )

I didn’t think that he had the balls. :)

Where will find another of that caliber?

He’s just blowing smoke.