Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 23, 2024

You’re not helping.

You should see what he charges for a house call. Or should I say, “Island call”?

Not all problems are psychological.

The unexpected “safe place”

The second plane lands and a Gypsy gets his palm red.

She uses a brush and roller instead of spray paint to help save the environment.

one man’s trash is another man’s treasure

“Talk about your childhood. .. okay okay, stop!”

That may be a very expensive psychiatrist.

How do you feel about that?

Reminds me of a video I saw on YouTube. Go there and search “German Coast Guard we’re sinking”.

Did he bring beer?

weird… :\

You should take the patient with you when you leave, Doc.

Dock Doc.

“Isle help you.”

From betterhelp dot com?

Psych"isle"ogist.

The guy’s crazy in the coconut.

Psychological, I get it, but my first thought was now that the rich people has found your spot your taxes are going to go up until you get pushed out into the ocean.

Combining two very common newspaper comic tropes.

Sea kelp.

I almost didn’t get that…

So you are stranded on a deserted island, how does this make you feel?

I hope he’s got some nickels