Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 24, 2024

Second cousin Winnie the Poop is worst.

Eh the woods is needs 100% pure natural organic compost fertilizer ya knows.

It’s probably all that honey beer he’s been drinking.

And now we know what bears do in the woods, we just don’t know why.

How about Weenie the Peeh?

just wait until he gets old, Peeh will be going in the woods constantly

Ho boy! Do those bears ever!

So Peeh would be “Winnie Number 1”, and Pooh “Winnie Number 2”

Why neither wears pants!

Then there’s his cousin who doesn’t go any where: “Winnie the Pffft”.

In this context, I guess you could call Winnie the Pooh, Winnie II?

It’s the caffeine.

He doesn’t have a newspaper, so he’ll be right back. No need to light a match in the tray.

I so wish that people understood that it not Winnie the pooh. Christopher Robin even explains to Milne that his male bear doesn’t have a girl’s name; it’s not Winnie, it’s "Winnie-ther-Pooh.

Oh bother.

They call him Peeh-Weeh.

Blame it on the honey. Pre-diabetics peeh more often because their body is trying to flush out the sugar.

At age 77, I can relate.

Oh, pooh pooh. That’s not true.

More often than I. Your friendly scold, Whinny the Fart.