Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 25, 2024

What happened to Crackle and Pop?

Ah yes, a mouth shredding box of fun.

Gamera, no!!!

Ironically, I was perusing dry cereals at the supermarket today, but alas, I can no longer afford corn flakes at $7.99 a box!!!

Drop the “s”.

Bad dream? Horror movie?

Has that cereal got puzzles on the back?

There was that commercial where they sang “No more rice krispies, we ran out of rice krispies….”

Eh ATTACK OF KILLER TORTOISES be better name for this movie me is theenks.

No thanks, I’ll stick with my Cheerios.

Recently, Kelloggs issued a recall, stating that the cereal was unsafe to eat. Maybe this is what was happening..!

When the toast is burned

And all the milk has turned

And Captain Crunch is waving farewell

When the big one finds you

May this song remind you

That they don’t serve breakfast in Hell

Newsboys

Maybe they do serve breakfast in hell and this is it

Why wasn’t Captain Crunch ever promoted?

Ouch!

cool! pet turtles in a cereal box. :D

Topps canceled the Wacky Packages stickers back in 1991.

Dumb.

What is this? Other than stupid.

They’re cereal killers.

Doing Wacky Packs now?

I bet this came together in a snap.

I never did like cereal. Now I know why.

And you really dont want to know what the crunchberries are

Yeah, but how do they taste with milk?

Snapping turtle soup.

The original was “Cap’n Crud – real pirate inside!”

Reminds me of the old “Weasels ripped my flesh!” men’s magazine covers.

This feels autobiographical somehow, eh, Mr. Parisi? :P