Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for May 23, 2024

Boys.

Haha

Just don’t stand down wind from it.

Just wait until someone gifts Kevin a cheese cutter.

Oh no! Somebody broke the wind! It is shattered all over the sidewalk!

It breaks the wind broken by one who’s broken the wind.

Ugh, you didn’t just walk right into that one. You’ve CRASHED into it!

Yep. With both eyes & his mouth wide open!!!

So, it’s a fart jacket.

It could also be called a Flat Jacket. [Flat for Flatulence]

That’s real mature, Kevin.

Reminds me of the late, great Peter Schickele, discussing the slide windbreaker, one of the instruments used in several of P.D.Q. Bach’s compositions: “I don’t understand why it’s called a windbreaker; it doesn’t look anything like a jacket.”

It comes with a cheese cutter.

Kevin’s comment is a gas………lol!

doesn’t hang low enough for effective breaking or is it braking? Given the timeline, shouldn’t it be a Members Only jacket?

It’s like the Swedish flag in jacket form (and yes I go the windbreaker joke)

I remember in middle school that you could never admit to liking chocolate ice cream because it meant you liked eating something else to which it bore a slight unsavory resemblance.

It’s a good thing that Albert Pujols wasn’t playing in the time in which this strip is set.

It’s a little high for a fart jacket but it could block all the hot air comin from your mouth Kev!!

Farts are just ghosts of things we ate.

These kids grew up listening to Charlie Waffle’s songs.

Thank you for those colors. They are not forgotten. Slava Ukraini!