Two chickens standing at a cross walk. The light turns green. The first chicken asks the second chicken if it will cross the road. The second chicken responds: “Nope, I’m chicken.”
A good response: “(I’m crossing the road) because I’m not a chicken.”
He was annoying, but finger-licking good!
To get to the other side…
KFC’s calling for all chicken crossing guards!
To annoy the Pe*ker Head in the safety vest?
Giggling!!!
Why did Trump cross the road? To get to his next scam!
I’m crossing the road to go to KFC. I want to see a chicken strip!
He’s the c0ck of the crosswalk.
You want that STOP sign shoved up your tail feathers?????? :)
Oh my – he’s talking to himself.
Besides needing to be on the other side, to get away from you.
You just knew that joke would come back on us all again.
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Imagine 6 months ago
Two chickens standing at a cross walk. The light turns green. The first chicken asks the second chicken if it will cross the road. The second chicken responds: “Nope, I’m chicken.”
Doug K 6 months ago
A good response: “(I’m crossing the road) because I’m not a chicken.”
The Reader Premium Member 6 months ago
He was annoying, but finger-licking good!
E.Z. Smith Premium Member 6 months ago
To get to the other side…
flemmingo 6 months ago
KFC’s calling for all chicken crossing guards!
goboboyd 6 months ago
To annoy the Pe*ker Head in the safety vest?
bloodykate 6 months ago
Giggling!!!
William Bednar Premium Member 6 months ago
Why did Trump cross the road? To get to his next scam!
Tired 6 months ago
I’m crossing the road to go to KFC. I want to see a chicken strip!
Frank Burns Eats Worms 6 months ago
He’s the c0ck of the crosswalk.
Impkins Premium Member 6 months ago
You want that STOP sign shoved up your tail feathers?????? :)
lawguy05 6 months ago
Oh my – he’s talking to himself.
cuzinron47 6 months ago
Besides needing to be on the other side, to get away from you.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 6 months ago
You just knew that joke would come back on us all again.