Scary Gary by Mark Buford for May 25, 2024

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member 4 months ago

    Someone should have given the waitress a heads-up.

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    SHIVA  4 months ago

    Two heads are better than one!!!

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    thetraveller4  4 months ago

    I foresee many head puns today. Perhaps I should quit while I’m a head…

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    cdward  4 months ago

    The waitress certainly lost her head.

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    markkahler52  4 months ago

    I see the future: Lotsa little baby jars with little heads in ’em following these two around!!

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    phritzg Premium Member 4 months ago

    At least Janet doesn’t have to worry about food going straight to her hips.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  4 months ago

    Tell her that her hair is pretty. And her eyes. Then her lips. Well, wait a while on the lips.

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    BRBurns1960  4 months ago

    They just never got beyond first base.

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    garcoa  4 months ago

    Looks like Gary has left the 2 lovebirds alone. Well done

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    ChessPirate  4 months ago

    “Two straws, please.”

    “But what about your beverages?”

    “We’re just going to drink each other in…”

    ( ͡   ͚ ͚ʖ ͡  )

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    the lost wizard  4 months ago

    A jarring experience for the waitress. :)

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  4 months ago

    The waitress suffered severe head trauma.

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    6turtle9  4 months ago

    Va va Vavoom, Travis. She looks a bit like Hedy Lamarr. Coincidence?

    Too bad she did not turn into a recurring character.

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    willie_mctell  4 months ago

    Almost, but not quite, too sweet.

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