Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for May 25, 2024

P4: “Never have sex? No problem!”

P1: Vape fills the Bucket.

P1: The new sign says: “BUCK – EAT ALL YOU WANT ON DAYS ENDING IN Y” Fortunately, no one ever asks for seconds.

I forgot — what happened with Pedro?

P3 Says Captain Obvious.

P3 works have been better if the two hands would have formed a heart. ♥️ As much of a train wreck Keri is I totally get why Pedro was a love her and leave her kind of guy.

P3 – That’s what they all say.

I can picture ToBe and Keri running away together for a spell. Chief Lind puts out an APB, Gil fires up his plane to look, Mel simply fires up, Mimi continues with Erica as 2 t@rds in paradise. Jami continues to cover his eyes and count thinking it’s a game of hide and seek.

Make it a great day and thank a veteran.

Why not go for it? They punch your reward card where she went- the fifth procedure is free.

Barf. Might as well go back to dumb and dumber filming Rod.

I wonder if Toby’s voice sounds like Dottie’s.

P 1.5 (Peanut): “… remember!… you don’t have a pu$$y anymore so act like it for chrissakes….”

Mainly because “he” can’t…

is that a triple thick shake like buck from rex morgan drinks ?

tobe and keri didnt wanna do panal 3 so thing and lady fingers stood in

just came from the crankshaft page wheres gil thorp ?

I wonder if Tobe gets an employee discount at The Bucket?

Why do I feel like we’re the ones being trolled?

ToBe never could “do that” to her. ;-)

P1- “Okay, I get it, but did you like the picture?”

P3- “I would never do that to you, or to anyone else, or to any farm animals or blow up dolls. Promise.”

“I just wish you would have called me instead.”

“Well, anything you say, Instead!” d;o)

I picture ToBe sitting down and telling the waiter, “I’ll have a lemonade and they’ll have a milkshake. But place our drinks closer to the other person so that we’ll bash heads every time we go to drink.” And speaking of bashing heads, you’ll be bashing your head if you realize you forgot to read today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

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P4: “Because, you know, biology is a thing.”

With summer unofficially starting this weekend, we need Pitcher of Lemonade to make an appearance.

Don’t tell Rodney, but according to ESPN, Payday is here:“The NCAA and its leagues are moving forward with a multibillion-dollar agreement to settle three pending federal antitrust cases. The NCAA will pay more than $2.7 billion in damages over 10 years to past and current athletes, sources told ESPN. Sources said the parties also have agreed to a revenue-sharing plan allowing each school to share up to roughly $20 million per year with its athletes.”

I wish you had called so I could disconnect and maybe then you would have got the message

LOL! Henry actually has the gall to be begging for votes for GT for ‘Best’ Ringo Awards!

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