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“Whew Captain, it’s been a long voyage, when I get home I’m gonna hug me dog and have sex with me wife. This time I better not get them mixed up either.”
“Ah, two years aboard the HMS Raging Queen, where manly men aren’t afraid to show their manly manliness in many manly ways.” – Miles Cowperthwaite
BE THIS GUY 9 months ago
The dog might get the first hug, but the woman will get longer and more hugs.
LeftCoastKen Premium Member 9 months ago
At sea … in prison … for some things, it’s the same thing.
nosirrom 9 months ago
What? No widow’s watch?
HarryLime 9 months ago
Maybe he’ll bring back an attractive dusky female … just for sport.
goboboyd 9 months ago
Oh, great. Another piece of scrimshaw. Here doggy, a new bone for you.
Lovin’ the art.
uniquename 9 months ago
Two+ years at sea? What the heck’s he been doing?
Daltongang Premium Member 9 months ago
“Whew Captain, it’s been a long voyage, when I get home I’m gonna hug me dog and have sex with me wife. This time I better not get them mixed up either.”
ladykat Premium Member 9 months ago
The dog will get the first hug.
bobbyferrel 9 months ago
Waitaminute. My Old Spice is here somewhere.
ThreeDogDad Premium Member 9 months ago
“Ah, two years aboard the HMS Raging Queen, where manly men aren’t afraid to show their manly manliness in many manly ways.” – Miles Cowperthwaite
prrdh 9 months ago
The woman can give him a hug while the dog washes his face.
jscarff57 Premium Member 9 months ago
789 days? He’s dead, Jim…
TLH1310 Premium Member 9 months ago
Only 6511 more days to go Penelope and Argos.
bwswolf 9 months ago
The Dog of course ……. ;)
tinstar 9 months ago
If she keeps teasing him like that, he’s gonna push her over the edge.
stillfickled Premium Member 9 months ago
The dog.
cheap_day_return 9 months ago
The sailors say, “Brandy, you’re a fine girl, what a good wife you would be…”