“Sorry sir! I’ll bring you the stake sandwich right away!”
“I vant a bite to eat!”
well … it’s a “surprise”, duh!
He would prefer a bloody Mary.
Stay for brunch.
A cheese assortment and crispy garlic toast rounds?
He just couldn’t SEE HIMSELF eating it!
May I suggest a hot cross bun?
May I suggest a stake?
What about a tequila sunrise?
At least it’s not the Sunrise Breakfast Café.
Hello bleeb good to see you
dude, chill! it was just a question.
No, Count, I guess not.
Comedians have to read the room, waiters just need to read one customer at a time.
Vlad is careful of what he eats, his health after all is at stake.
Hi, Bleeb. Better luck tomorrow!
Martha Stewart has a Halloween recipe called “Shoo Vampire Soup.” Unsurprisingly, it contains 5 bulbs of garlic.
“And bring me some beer! I don’t drink . . . wine!”
Ha! Bring me another bloody idiot.
OK, next time just call it Chef’s surprise, and let garlic be his surprise.
No, Bleeb. That’s not a doggy cone of shame around his neck. It’s a Hickey Hider. :)
Vamp ire.
Sheesh, someone got up on the wrong side of the coffin.
Blood pudding?
Better slip in some garlic because you my not like his tip.
Maybe Bleeb would like the Garlic Lovers Surprise?
He doesn’t have to be so cross about it.
Perhaps a fat juicy stake?
How about the Blood Pudding?
Almost looks like bleeb has fangs too.
Do vampires like Klingon blood wine?
August 21, 2015
Leroy about 1 month ago
“Sorry sir! I’ll bring you the stake sandwich right away!”
ronaldspence about 1 month ago
“I vant a bite to eat!”
seanfear about 1 month ago
well … it’s a “surprise”, duh!
oldpine52 about 1 month ago
He would prefer a bloody Mary.
Zykoic about 1 month ago
Stay for brunch.
PoodleGroomer about 1 month ago
A cheese assortment and crispy garlic toast rounds?
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 1 month ago
He just couldn’t SEE HIMSELF eating it!
nosirrom about 1 month ago
May I suggest a hot cross bun?
Il Siciliano about 1 month ago
May I suggest a stake?
hfergus Premium Member about 1 month ago
What about a tequila sunrise?
Dobie Premium Member about 1 month ago
At least it’s not the Sunrise Breakfast Café.
Jim2g about 1 month ago
Hello bleeb good to see you
Chris about 1 month ago
dude, chill! it was just a question.
ladykat about 1 month ago
No, Count, I guess not.
DaBump Premium Member about 1 month ago
Comedians have to read the room, waiters just need to read one customer at a time.
Daltongang Premium Member about 1 month ago
Vlad is careful of what he eats, his health after all is at stake.
Aficionado about 1 month ago
Hi, Bleeb. Better luck tomorrow!
Intergalactic Hussy about 1 month ago
Martha Stewart has a Halloween recipe called “Shoo Vampire Soup.” Unsurprisingly, it contains 5 bulbs of garlic.
amaneaux about 1 month ago
“And bring me some beer! I don’t drink . . . wine!”
Mike Baldwin creator about 1 month ago
Ha! Bring me another bloody idiot.
cuzinron47 about 1 month ago
OK, next time just call it Chef’s surprise, and let garlic be his surprise.
Impkins Premium Member about 1 month ago
No, Bleeb. That’s not a doggy cone of shame around his neck. It’s a Hickey Hider. :)
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 month ago
Vamp ire.
Buoy about 1 month ago
Sheesh, someone got up on the wrong side of the coffin.
eb110americana about 1 month ago
Blood pudding?
Printer about 1 month ago
Better slip in some garlic because you my not like his tip.
Chris Sherlock about 1 month ago
Maybe Bleeb would like the Garlic Lovers Surprise?
sobrown51 about 1 month ago
He doesn’t have to be so cross about it.
geese28 about 1 month ago
Perhaps a fat juicy stake?
mbrahms26 about 1 month ago
How about the Blood Pudding?
Dave427 about 1 month ago
Almost looks like bleeb has fangs too.
bobpeters61 about 1 month ago
Do vampires like Klingon blood wine?