Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for May 29, 2024

I’m sure they’ll get it eventually

Soon turned into “who can make the longest fart sound without breathing.”

Still weird little goober children. Although when I was smaller I did try way too hard for four days to learn to whistle.

Kyle, you had a fart contest with Quincy the other day so you have no room to talk.

One thing I could never do is whistle real loud using tongue and teeth, like when you want to get someone’s attention. Could never master it.

It’s hard to whistle.

No it’s not. Just have two older brothers for siblings & you’ll learn all sorts of things. Some good, like whistling, some not so good, like every dirty trick in the book.

Only a couple times in life was I accidentally able to whistle! Drives me crazy I could never repeat the feat deliberately!!

Whistled out of which orifice?

My son accidentally whistled in school when he was little, and could never do it again. Ever.

Reminiscent of the line from W. C. Fields and Me (1976) where Fields (Rod Steiger) makes a rude comment about Carlotta Monti’s (Valerie Perrine) singing "Sounds like a monsoon whistling out an aardvarks a$$hole.

The boys are definitely not Pluggers yet. (today’s “Pluggers” strip on Gocomics.)

The stupid things that kids get obsessed with. They are not as bad as adults though.

I can feel the discomfort from the comic

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I always accidentally whistle.