Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for June 02, 2024

whine. . . .

I’ll do that on condition that you’re eating chocolate

I already do, aside from the cats. Greedy kitties.

True love!

You probably chew with your mouth open.

I do the cleanup after dinner. My dog sits patiently in the kitchen and watches me. There are religious icons that do not get such veneration. Yes, he does get a small (token) amount of “scrapies.” If there is nothing suitable, he gets a doggie snack anyway. It’s one of several rituals we have with our animal.

Settle for the dog, Aunty… ☺

Ruff Ruff, Doggie Talk for – hello fatso.

Simple Aunty, next time you are getting ready to open a new bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 do it in front of your bowery bum friends.

Wishful thinking!!!!

Chocolate – I need chocolate.

?? Why would you hope for someone else wanting you to hand over your dinner?

I hate to break it to you, but it’s not you he idolizes, it’s the food.

Slobbering?

should that person also drool and whimper…? ☺