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My coworker has recently started a âweight loss shotâ and canât stop talking about it. I am 5â6â tall and 120 pounds. Despite being a healthy weight, working out, and watching what I eat and drink, people seem to always want to pitch their weight loss aides. Iâve heard it so many times that I donât even bother being nice about my rejections.
Coworker: âItâs great. Like, mind-blowingly easy to lose weight. [My Name], if you want I can get youââ
Me: âNo.â
Coworker: Uncomfortable laugh âWell, I mean, youâre not fat, but your legs jiggle, soââ
Me: âNo.â
Coworker: âIâm not being rude. Iâm justââ
Me: âYou are.â
She puts her hand on my shoulder.
Coworker: âNo, listen. Iâmââ
I grab her hand and look her in the eye.
Me: âYouâre trying to tell me I need something I donât need, nor do I want. Iâve told you no repeatedly, and you keep pushing. It is rude.â
She walked away in a huff, but she never tried to tell me to lose weight again, so itâs all good!
you just have to grin at the cluelessness of taking your phone into the loo with you. guys blabbing away while in a public crapper in particular⊠âș
Yakety Sax 8 months ago
Your Mouth Jiggles Too Much
My coworker has recently started a âweight loss shotâ and canât stop talking about it. I am 5â6â tall and 120 pounds. Despite being a healthy weight, working out, and watching what I eat and drink, people seem to always want to pitch their weight loss aides. Iâve heard it so many times that I donât even bother being nice about my rejections.
Coworker: âItâs great. Like, mind-blowingly easy to lose weight. [My Name], if you want I can get youââ
Me: âNo.â
Coworker: Uncomfortable laugh âWell, I mean, youâre not fat, but your legs jiggle, soââ
Me: âNo.â
Coworker: âIâm not being rude. Iâm justââ
Me: âYou are.â
She puts her hand on my shoulder.
Coworker: âNo, listen. Iâmââ
I grab her hand and look her in the eye.
Me: âYouâre trying to tell me I need something I donât need, nor do I want. Iâve told you no repeatedly, and you keep pushing. It is rude.â
She walked away in a huff, but she never tried to tell me to lose weight again, so itâs all good!
NOT MY STORY but, I have been done this way!
FreyjaRN Premium Member 8 months ago
Thatâs what little books are for: toilet reading. I donât need drama. I have cats.
blunebottle 8 months ago
I do not wish to know that!
WhatsTheJoke Premium Member 8 months ago
Oi! My eyes! I canât UNsee Aunty sitting on the âthroneâ. Scarred forever, I am.
PraiseofFolly 8 months ago
It helps her unload all the inside poop thatâs fit to sât.
wirepunchr 8 months ago
Get in, drop your load and get out. I donât need a ring around my cheeks.
CorkLock 8 months ago
Aunty perfect role model for how not to live your life.
rockyridge1977 8 months ago
âŠâŠ.way to much information.
jango 8 months ago
Drama Club
ladykat Premium Member 8 months ago
As good a reason as any, I guess.
Daltongang Premium Member 8 months ago
Aunty, you are so full of s#!t.
cuzinron47 8 months ago
And youâre providing your input.
I was FRAMED!!!!!! 8 months ago
How much of a loser do you have to be, to have to take your phone to the toilet?
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 8 months ago
TMI
old_geek 8 months ago
Much like the irrational comments whenever politics or God is mentionedâŠ
gopher gofer 8 months ago
you just have to grin at the cluelessness of taking your phone into the loo with you. guys blabbing away while in a public crapper in particular⊠âș
MarshaOstroff 8 months ago
And I thought that I was the only one who did that!