Like a friend of mine said to his ex-wife one morning – don’t lift the covers, get up very slowly, open a window, and get out of the room.
Fair warning!
He’d best gallop to the outhouse.
Wouldn’t that be a prelude, not an overture?
Cabbage and beer…
“The warning lights are flashing down in Quality Control…” —M. Knopfler
More tootie-fruity nonsense.
You can’t go wrong with a fart joke.
ROFLMAO!
Pull my finger.
This is the opposite of what most fathers would likely do. We’ll just either let it rip and laugh about it, or make it a squeaker and enjoy the reaction of people as it disseminates across the room.
I hate flatulence humor.
is he a smart feller or a fart smeller
Dan Thompson
Izzy Moreno about 1 month ago
Like a friend of mine said to his ex-wife one morning – don’t lift the covers, get up very slowly, open a window, and get out of the room.
blunebottle about 1 month ago
Fair warning!
Pharmakeus Ubik about 1 month ago
He’d best gallop to the outhouse.
HarryLime Premium Member about 1 month ago
Wouldn’t that be a prelude, not an overture?
BadCreaturesBecomeDems about 1 month ago
Cabbage and beer…
jango about 1 month ago
“The warning lights are flashing down in Quality Control…” —M. Knopfler
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 1 month ago
More tootie-fruity nonsense.
formathe about 1 month ago
You can’t go wrong with a fart joke.
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom about 1 month ago
ROFLMAO!
sandflea about 1 month ago
Pull my finger.
"It's the End of the World!!!" Premium Member about 1 month ago
This is the opposite of what most fathers would likely do. We’ll just either let it rip and laugh about it, or make it a squeaker and enjoy the reaction of people as it disseminates across the room.
norphos about 1 month ago
I hate flatulence humor.
dbrucepm about 1 month ago
is he a smart feller or a fart smeller