Monty by Jim Meddick for May 27, 2024

It’s an anagram = BOGS LURK. Be careful out on the moor.

Maybe he needs to cast a spell?

Sometimes you have to fill in a little: Gorkle be us. Gore kill bus.

Maybe also rearrange a bit: Borg kill us.

Gorbatjov, something about russina presidents.

Stop PLaying With Your Food.

“To be or not to be, that is the gazorninplat.”

Perhaps you bought the soup in the wrong language.

Me try that with Spagetti-os…message always ..OOOOO..

Your method is B•O•G•U•S, unless you know which letters to ignore.

Pig Latin has gotten pretty complicated, umbsa ssa.

It could be a foreign language.

It’s actually a geography lesson, the answer to the question “What’s the nation between GorklbCanada and GorklbMexico?”

Be sure to always gorklbus before going out.

Reminds me Divination class with Professor Trelawney in “Harry Potter”.

Gorklbus is old Shawnee word. Mean, the part of a Bison you see when he run off.

Reminds me of Lewis Carroll poem…

“And hast thou slain the gorklbus?

Come to my arms, my beamish boy!

O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”

He chortled in his joy.

Do it enough times and you’ll have the works of Shakespeare.

And be fluent in several obscure languages that still use the Roman alphabet. :)

Ooops!!!!!!! It was upside down! :)

Careful,… it might be Ouija alphabet soup, and you never know what demons might come out of the soup and torment you!

Meeting Monty would make Bjorn “BORG SULK”.

Checked with google, they never heard of the word.

I found it! Gorklbus, A small hamlet in Bendovia. Notorious for being the actual birthplace of donald trump.

With trump’s rise, they changed the name to Dungheap.

I need the big type version.

I think Monty’s alphabet is missing a few vowels

My numerologist tells me tea leaves are fake.

Maybe it’s just where I live, but alphabet soup has become hard to find. Campbell’s is more into promoting stars than letters. I started wanting some, for nostalgic reasons, and couldn’t even find alphabet pasta in the store. I ended up ordering it online.

If you have some time to spare, pour a couple of spoons of the pasta in a small pot, sprinkle in dehydrated stew vegetables, pour in a small can of broth, bring to a boil. Turn down to simmer, cover, and let sit for for 15 to 20 minutes. It comes out great with the pasta and vegetables nice and tender.