Monty by Jim Meddick for May 30, 2024

They had to change to 8 point font.

Indeed, just a few days ago the bassist of the band “Train” died after slipping in a bathroom.

I have a mat in the tub to help prevent falling. Also a grab bar.

You’d think that after getting injured every year at least SOME of the almost 250,000 Americans would learn to be more careful.

Monty’s soup is haunted!

this is why i don’t eat alphabet soup – it’s dangerous to my health

Dare I say “Soup to Nuts”.

See today’s Dark Side of the Horse comic for the reason to not shower today.

Alphabet Soup, from your friends on the Ouija Board…

My doctor told me that at my age, I should put a bar in my shower, now I get drunk in there and fall down.

I’d tell his little buddy to get his nose out of the soup. Robot or no robot.

Just do the Safety Dance, Monty. :)

Don’t finish your soup no matter whatever else you do….

A blonde reads in the paper that 50% of car accidents happen within a mile of home, so she moved.

that soup should try out for the spelling bee