Clay Jones for May 17, 2024

OF COURSE Michael Cohen was an unethical lying sleazebag thug! He was a perfect fit for the Trump crime organization. They needed an unethical lying sleazebag thug to bully and intimidate “troublemakers” and make “problems” “go away,” and Cohen stepped right into the role where he did exactly what Donald Trump demanded of him — “at the direction of and for the benefit of, Donald J Trump.”

Trump was the criminal mastermind; Cohen was the “fixer” thug who carried it out.

Every time they discredit Michael Cohen, they discredit the employer who hired him to do exactly what he did, as he was instructed.

Every time Michael Cohen admits that he lied while in the employ of Donald Trump, he should add, “…as Donald Trump directed.”

Never turn your back on those who hold your secrets.

Fred Trump inherited a crime family from his father, who made a little money from his illegal brothel and far more from blackmail. (Which is ironic because Traitor Donald Trump is owned by Vladimir Putin, what with the Russian national pastime of kompromat.). Fred made millions from wire and tax fraud and deserved to go to prison, and so did Donald (even though, being an imbecile, Donald never understood the details, of this or other felony crimes. He was and is a criminal, of course, but very very stupid, indeed.) I’m far too polite to bring up Traitor Trump’s multiple rapes.

I wonder why Pizza Rat is shocked enough to drop its pizza!

That sign should be in the window permanently. The only lawyers who would want to work for him are stupid and incompetent, so there’s a constant turnover. Julius Geezer changes his lawyers almost as often as he changes his diapers.

Trump’s argument is that you can’t trust anyone who ever worked for him to tell the truth.

Well that IS why trump hired him in the first place.

tRump is what he is. My dismay is due to half of this country not wanting to admit the fact that he is what he is. It’s as plain as sunrise he conned half the country in 2016, got beat like a drum in 2020 and yet supposed smart people in positions of power will debase themselves in order to get a taste of his sh!t.

Sexual predator. Tax and business cheat and fraud. Serial liar. Incompetent president. Slavish devotion to world authoritarian leaders. Racist and misogynist. What’s not to like about the guy?

Cohen “…I was only following orders, We all did.”

Hey jones. Looks like there is a job opening for you.

You fit the job description PERFECTLY

The star witness of the Soros-appointed prosecutor! LOL

That’s why traitor Trump the lying criminal hired him.

Virtually everyone in Trump’s circle and the MAGA movement are deeply unlikable individuals. Why should Cohen be any different?

That’s the only sort of employee tRump would hire. The cheapest available. Then screw them too and wonder why they turn on you.

Sammy “The Bull” Gravano murdered 19 people as John Gotti’s Under Boss. It was Sammy’s testimony that sent Gotti to prison for life. I have no problem with Michael Cohen’s testimony. Sometimes it takes a crook to nail a crook.

Of course, Mike Cohen was a liar. All politicians and lawyers are liars. It is a prerequisite.

♪♪♫ … where the women run and the Sleaze chases and grabs away. But it’ll be ok! (thanks to one hung juror!) ♪♪♫

I hope the jury understands 2 things can be true.

Yesterday I spotted an on-line headline reading “Cohen’s cross examination was a disaster”. Kind of surprising, until I clicked on the item and found the rest of the statement: “. . . a disaster for Trump’s defense”.

A criminal mob boss can’t surround himself with straight types.