Take it from an old kid caddy. You might get to drive the golf cart, but your pay will take a hit to pay for the cart. I drove the cart once, but got no pay. But, that was OK since that was my first electric car(t). What fun.
Bowling is far superior to golf. I’ve never been sunburned in the bowling alleyI’ve never been rained on in the bowling alleyI’ve never had to chase a bowling ballI’ve never lost a bowling ballI’ve never needed an electric cart at the bowling alleyIt’s never far to the potty at the bowling alleyIt’s never far to the snack bar at the bowling alleyIt’s never far to the bar bar at the bowling alleyA bowling ball, bag and shoes are far more affordable than golf clubs, bag and shoesBowling is scored like a REAL game — high score wins
mccollunsky 7 months ago
At least she didn’t think she’d be driving a Cadillac.
knutdl 7 months ago
Golf is a classy sport.
carlsonbob 7 months ago
Not sure I’d trust Patty driving the cart!
PaulAbbott2 7 months ago
New arc starts today
loreleianothername 7 months ago
kinda works- Peppermint Patty Caddy!well, in North American twang, it does
littlejohn Premium Member 7 months ago
Why don’t golfers drive Buicks?
Because their Caddies are getting the job done.
littlejohn Premium Member 7 months ago
Why did the wealthy golfer bring his chauffer on the course?
His caddy said he needed a driver.
littlejohn Premium Member 7 months ago
Golfing with my dad today…
… His drive went straight into the woods, bounced off a tree limb, and ended up right in the middle of the fairway.
I said, “Nice bounce.”
He said, “Nah, that was my Irish caddy: Rick O’Shea.”
therese_callahan2002 7 months ago
They also run into unfriendly gophers.
Decepticomic 7 months ago
If only. And imagine if there was an entire Mario Kart track between each hole.
Ellis97 7 months ago
Golf carts are fun to ride.
Darryl Heine 7 months ago
Carry, caddy, let’s call the whole thing off.
F-Flash 7 months ago
Don’t look now, but I think PP may be 1 club short of a set.
nsr60 7 months ago
I like the one about the frustrated golfer who said, “You must be the world’s worst caddy!” and was told, “No, that would be too great a coincidence.”
NeedaChuckle Premium Member 7 months ago
Designated driver, most likely.
preacherman Premium Member 7 months ago
Take it from an old kid caddy. You might get to drive the golf cart, but your pay will take a hit to pay for the cart. I drove the cart once, but got no pay. But, that was OK since that was my first electric car(t). What fun.
mindjob 7 months ago
She can’t even drive roller skates yet
dcdete. 7 months ago
Of course every self respecting caddie drives a Cadillac. No golf carts made by Ford or Dodge are allowed on the course.
A.Ficionada 7 months ago
Given how sporty she is, I think Patty would like this if she can carry that bag!
ladykat 7 months ago
No, Patty, it’s a little more involved than that.
eced52 7 months ago
Can you drive?
MRBLUESKY529 7 months ago
Why did the golfer change his socks? Because he got a hole in one. Since we’re doing golf jokes……
'IndyMan' 7 months ago
Patti, at you age there is NO WAY you would be allowed to drive the cart ! ! !
ahnk_2000 7 months ago
The caddy runs behind the cart. The members ride. Voice of experience.
EXCALABUR 7 months ago
You would have an issue reaching the pedals
fourteenpeeves 7 months ago
Miniature golf for miniature athletes.
Caddies don’t crack peanut shells while somebody’s making a shot
John Jorgensen 7 months ago
You’re thinking of a cabby, Pep.
Strawberry King 7 months ago
Sorry, to break it to you Patty,but…
markkahler52 7 months ago
You can caddy for Snoopy…butcha gotta be patient….
markkahler52 7 months ago
…And Quiet!
anncorr339 7 months ago
Wrong you carry the golf clubs
Arghhgarrr Premium Member 7 months ago
I use to caddy at a country club golf course. As far as I could tell the golfers mostly paid for caddies so they could feel like they owned slaves.
WaywardWind 7 months ago
Bowling is far superior to golf. I’ve never been sunburned in the bowling alleyI’ve never been rained on in the bowling alleyI’ve never had to chase a bowling ballI’ve never lost a bowling ballI’ve never needed an electric cart at the bowling alleyIt’s never far to the potty at the bowling alleyIt’s never far to the snack bar at the bowling alleyIt’s never far to the bar bar at the bowling alleyA bowling ball, bag and shoes are far more affordable than golf clubs, bag and shoesBowling is scored like a REAL game — high score wins
eddi-TBH 7 months ago
Nice try Patty. But I don’t think your feet can reach the pedals.