The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 31, 2024

He horned in on her spot.

“Arturo Toscanini and the NBC Orchestra play Spike Jones”

Where they playing “Tears of a Clown”?!

What will happen to Gloppo when Harpo shows up?

He plays a mean horn

the guitar player went from the acoustic seat to the electric chair

They told me I couldn´t have a chair but I couldn´t stand for that!

Looks more like BOZO to me.

And he was just clowning around. Wait ’til he gets serious.

How can Diane go on, having been bested by a clown?

I did hear that guy once at the end of a song by Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass.

I got one of those in an auto graveyard off an Edsel. They mounted them in the center of the steering wheel.

It’s a competitive world, and some clown always ends up winning.

I guess she just wasn’t horny enough.

Do they ever collaborate with the Moron Tab ‘n Apple Choir?

Why were they playing in the rain?