The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 01, 2024

Cruel.

Tina’s too young to have milk. Think she’d have to have a calf of her own to do that.

Dad’s wearing a wifebeater shirt, so obviously a vile person.

time for her to mooove

Lactose or Lack Toes?

What heifer!

When she gets home, her mother will ask Tina how being rejected makes her veal.

This is so disturbing. Does this mean he wold be sucking on her utters?

Tina’s dad is The Great Cheese Whiz and June is National Dairy Month

“Don’t have a cow man!”

But her last name is “Lactaid”.

He’s not being forced to drink her milk!

Dumb

How dairy do that to her!

Father looks like he’s intolerant of everything.

really running out of ideas, huh?

Milk cows don’t have horns.

Don’t have a cow girl.

Even cowgirls get the blues.

He’s an anti-bovite.

He won’t have a cow.

What did she expect showing up with no Cowbell?

Poor sap doesn’t like cheesy humor.

Ironic that, seeing as he’s a bully.

looks like dad was in a bad moooood…

If your Dad milks your guests, you have MUCH bigger problems.

Looks more bovine intolerant. I notice Tina doesn’t seem disturbed by all of this commotion.