Close to Home by John McPherson for May 28, 2024

Change them? Well girlfriends do that from time to time for some reason.

works for underwear as well!

Cannot stand dirty sheets or clothes. Then again I’ve always considered what I was issued with at birth the best, always fits and never wears out.

Why bother to wash them when you can just buy new ones? Continually buying disposable products seems to be the basis of our economy today.

What about college girls? Best answer wins a no prize.

According to Psychologists, the sheets have to want to change.

It could very well be time.

At Penn State, we got our sheets changed FOR us.

I knew some guys in college that made their bed in August with clean sheets right out of the package. In May they took them off the bed and tossed them in the trash.

Mine have not gotten to that point yet, so I guess I am still good to go.

Things have cotton out of hand.

Not time yet! You can still turn them inside out!

…when they see a map of the world…?

You’d think it would have been the odor emanating from them.

At this point it’s time to change the mattress.

When your underwear is trying to escape from underneath, it’s time. :)

Yuck.

A “Bridesmaids” reference?

Pitiful.

Quite ancient