Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 27, 2024

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    sergioandrade Premium Member 6 months ago

    Life-long New Jersey resident quite familiar with that kind of weather.

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  6 months ago

    in late april my wife and i go on holiday to the delaware shore, this year there were two days when we could sit out at the beach but i still couldn’t get my wife to go in

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    saylorgirl  6 months ago

    Only in July, August and September is the ocean warm.

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    Gent  6 months ago

    Oh I sea.

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    rockyridge1977  6 months ago

    Hope he thaws out soon!!!!

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    Goat from PBS  6 months ago

    The water is always so… flipping… cold.

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    rshive  6 months ago

    Appearances can be deceiving.

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    blakerl  6 months ago

    Wait for it, Summer is coming, maybe by (June 20–22). It only last 3 months, you got to jump right in, or you just might miss it.

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    Bruce1253  6 months ago

    You can always tell first time tourists here in San Diego. During the summer they go to the beach, it is sunny and warm so they jump in the ocean and jump right back out!! The Pacific Ocean is much colder than either the Atlantic or the Gulf. Perfect time here is after Labor Day. All the tourists are gone, its still sunny and warm, and the near shore surface waters of the ocean have warmed up.

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    Strider Keninginne Premium Member 6 months ago

    When swimming in Lake Michigan, a good wetsuit isn’t an option!

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    dandrew55  6 months ago

    Maine coast basically year round.

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    WCraft Premium Member 6 months ago

    Convinced an uncle one exceptional warm Spring day to jump into the lake…he said „you first.“ So I had to go in and pretend it was warm enough for swimming. Not sure who pranked who, but he did go in…

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    ladykat  6 months ago

    Brrr.

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    KEA  6 months ago

    Physics tip… even tho the sun is out and the air has warmed up, it takes a LOT more energy to warm up water.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 6 months ago

    I remember a story from a now disgraced comedian who described a dip in a lake up north while on their honeymoon. He jumped in the lake which turned out to be ice cold and said he turned into a giant goosepimple. When he recovered, he told his wife, “Come on in, honey. The water’s fine!”

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    will.pittenger1  6 months ago

    Why doesn’t he wave his wand and fix it?

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    joannesshadow  6 months ago

    Living in New England, I prefer lakes to the ocean. The water is warmer, and there are no huge waves, rip currents, or sharks!

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    Anon4242  6 months ago

    If the sun is warm and it’s not too windy, you get into the water till your lips turn blue (it doesn’t take long) then get out and sun yourself till you’re warm enough to do it again.I use to swim in lake Erie like that – water temp was about 55 degrees.

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    eolan59  6 months ago

    Must be the Jersey Shore

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    EMGULS79  6 months ago

    The Wizard made it all the way up to Michigan?

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    geese28  6 months ago

    Quite the tip of the iceberg

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    jmcenanly  6 months ago

    Id is somewhere on the shores of Lake Superior?

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    Dapperdan61  Premium Member 6 months ago

    When I visited Virginia Beach a few years ago I had never stepped foot in the Atlantic Ocean being from the West Coast. The water there was as warm as bath water which I couldn’t believe would be so warm. I can affirm the Pacific is cold

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    Mediatech  6 months ago

    Polar bear swimmers laugh at your wussy little toe dip.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  6 months ago

    He doesn’t like the undertow, under toe.

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    Ed Brault Premium Member 6 months ago

    Cran’s Beach, Ipswich MA where the icebergs come in to refuel…in August!

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  6 months ago

    Here in South Texas the Temp of my backyard pool is 86°F. No heater except for the sun.

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