Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 01, 2024

well, hope it’s not the ducks season

I envy, don’t get burnt on the sidepipes!

LS?

I don’t get this. LS?

Too much acceleration and the rear end will break loose.

Time to go electric witches, beat that LS gal!

Real witches could pull on the remnants of Maian spells from the blue wizards and stop her in her tracks!

It’s the little old witch from Pasadena.

Had to look it up. LS is a high-performance engine related to the V-8 & V-6.

Eh? What?

I didn’t know she could drive a stick!!!!!!

LS3 I hope

YES! LS EVERYTHING!

No idea.

Not an EV?

Excellent choice!

Is LS the motorized witches name?

Since I looked up the joke, here’s a suggestion for improvement! Add the common cat on the other witches brooms! The LS-switch was made to a more purring engine…

Bought my wife a Hemi-broom. She likes it!

Nothing like a little extra horsepower.

I expected a vacuum cleaner.

A lot of people do not understand the Generational thing….like playing the latest CAH and most of the cards didn’t make sense to any of us. Too Gen X or Gen Z….

While the witch EV proponents work on conjuring up the world’s longest extension cords.

They need to get over to “Jump Start” and grab that Mach 1!!

Motorhead Witches Be Loco!

Queen of speed!!!!!

Just wait. It’ll quit working as she flies over a lake…

Never have I seen any references to witches interested in speed. Power, maybe, but not speed.

The first Vroom Broom. Look up Wilhelmina W. Witchiepoo and guess how old I am.

But is it a HEMI? Otherwise, Pffft!

Just don’t let your leg touch the exhaust.

You gotta be a car guy to get it! :)