Scary Gary by Mark Buford for May 28, 2024

GIVE ME A BRAKE GOOD GREEF LOL

Why stop there?

She’s still got it…somewhere.

My views are divided on this.

Poor Travis; his blind date is suddenly going south. All he’ll end up with is his memories of her mammaries.

Just like all males. Even when “they” are not there we are still thinking of them.

“My eyes are up here”

You BOOB Travis! You found a friend, don’t blow it!

Those “phantom” visuals are the best. Just a guess here but one that women exercise as well.

Strike one!

Oh Travis, you have to stop thinking with you phantom d**k.

Janet’s breasts went ta-ta.

It’s a proven fact that if there’s cleavage in the room, men must look at it. Most of us are able to manage a discrete glance.

he can only dream

At least she’s smiling. :)

You can always love one another for your pickled brains!

Guys will be guys…..

That’s a bit creepy, Travis! I mean, I don’t blame you, but best to leave the fantasies to your alone time in the lab.

If only Leopold wasn’t so evil, he might make a set of V.R. Glasses for them and then they could really go to town, ahem…

“Imagine if there’s a body, it’s so easy if you try”…….Janet could be doing a little wishing herself!

Sadly , I have more cleavage than my wife ! But I’m over 65 !